Title text:
Pontoon bridges are just linear open-sided waterbeds.
Transcript:
Bridge Types
[A 4x4 matrix of 16 ways to cross the same rectangular hole in the ground]
Plank [shows a plank laid over the hole]
Rope [shows a rope bridge with rope guardrail]
Truss [shows a truss bridge with a triangular truss above the bridge deck]
Trestle [shows a trestle bridge]
Arch [shows stone arches supporting a straight deck]
Suspended Arch [shows a single arch, with the bridge deck suspended from it]
Draw [shows a truss bridge, with one half opened like an unrealistic draw bridge]
Suspension [shows the bridge deck suspended from a cable strung between two pillars and the shores]
Filler [shows the hole filled with dirt and stones]
Budget Overrun [shows a bridge deck suspended by cables from an artistically shaped pillar]
Jump [shows two ramps at the edges of the hole, and a skateboarder jumping across the hole]
Halfhearted [shows a ramp at each side of the hole that leads down to the bottom]
Waterbed [shows the hole filled with water, two fish and an octopus, a wobbly covering, and two stick figures crossing]
L'Engle [shows the hole warped such that the opposite shores meet]
Fun [shows a loop-de-loop rollercoaster bridging the hole, and a skateboarder using it to get across]
Repurposed Elevator [shows an elevator tower, rotated sideways as a whole, laid across the hole. 2 stick figures using the elevator are also rotated.]
Source: https://xkcd.com/3097/

19 Comments
halfapage@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 1y
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Well done.
Spzi@lemm.ee · 38 pts · 1y
I needed this explanation for "L'Engle":
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
It's a very iconic scene in the book, it's still indelibly written in my brain. I really recommend the book.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
This brought back a flood of memories. I should reread it.
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Someone's been playing PolyBridge.
squaresinger@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
The elevator thing is actually real: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2g4u9F9i90
PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
I recognized the structure in the thumbnail. I clicked the link just to make sure it was the Tom Scott video. Cheers dude.
squaresinger@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
So sad he stopped doing his regular videos. (Though I totally understand his reasoning.)
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Wow, did not see that coming. That is cool as hell.
squaresinger@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
It's almost disappointing when the absurdist punchline of an xkcd comic is an actual thing that exists in reality. But then again, it's cool as hell.
Gladaed@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y
"Budget overrun" is the cheapest way to build a bridge, the cable stayed bridge. (https://youtu.be/YSQhtlyfPtU)
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Awesome video, I love me some real engineering!
jaschen@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
This. Taiwan has a bunch of these because they can stand it up so quickly and cheaply. Plus it looks great!
Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
You forgot the trivial case of not building a bridge at all. Just go around the gap.
slampisko@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I like when draw bridges become temporary jump bridges
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Missed opportunity for halfhearted to be a halfpipe!
Klear@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
As I started reading I was hoping there would be Planck bridge.
Hupf@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
Guess we need to expand https://wiki.openstreetmap.org/wiki/Key:bridge:structure
termaxima@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Really? Searching Bust Linux distro right now...