As fresh as a glass of mothers milk

"Rat milk? Fat Tony, you promised me dog or bettah!"

You haven't lived until you've had a glass of boxer milk with your chihuahua bacon

A glass of whose mother's milk? Dogs, cows, humans, capybaras?

They already sell Queso Chihuahua and I personally do not ask from whence it came. For fear of having my ankles bitten.

But is it as fresh as Mothra’s milk?