Yaw
The value of the angle between the tip of an erect penis and its neighboring testicles squared.
When determining the adjusted penis size (or T.M.I.) one must use the following equation: (Length * Diameter)+(weight/girth)/(yaw)
How do you place the erect Johnson on the balance to get an accurate weight?
If you place the round side of the arch down, you’ll have false negatives and the pointy side down downwards the balance, you’ll get false positives proportional to the hardness of the Wilfred.
16 Comments
reluctant_squidd@lemmy.ca · 56 pts · 1y
It was real in 2023. It was quickly and aptly named the dickyberg.
That term alone should net you the appropriate search results to confirm it.
Stamets@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y
VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 1y
I love that she called you "homosexuals" instead of "gays".
Your sister sounds awesome
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y
When they measured its size did they go past the balls but not quite to the butthole?
JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 1y
Did they account for yaw?
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
For ignorant people like me
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 3 pts · 1y
How do you place the erect Johnson on the balance to get an accurate weight? If you place the round side of the arch down, you’ll have false negatives and the pointy side down downwards the balance, you’ll get false positives proportional to the hardness of the Wilfred.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
I don't. I had never even heard of yaw before.
JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Theres an educational video on the subject here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81bt0ZJLMas
nichtsowichtig@feddit.org · 10 pts · 1y
Stephanie Pappas must have been really proud when she came up with that title
Rodneyck@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
I went all in and it gave me brain freeze. Best vacation ever!
Kennystillalive@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y
Link?
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y
https://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/giant-phallus-shaped-iceberg-floating-in-conception-bay-surprises-residents-of-dildo-canada
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
Stamets@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
klu9@piefed.social · 1 pts · 1y
So now even "island" is a euphemism???
stebo02@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
dildo lies at the Trinity bay though
Zier@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y
Poseidon is having erectile difficulties.
Kaput@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Do you have any idea how cold that water was !