c/insanepeoplefacebook · by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 1yI was feeling mischievous today so I gave this sovcit some good sovcitty advice. 147 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
Beacon@fedia.io · 75 pts · 1y
This is the worst time to be fucking around with documenting your american citizenship. This undocumented kid is gonna get disappeared by ice
Jesusaurus@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Straight to El Salvador prison with them!
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
They do though, whether I give them assvice or not.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Back up innit?
entwine413@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Only if they're not white
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
No, they be disappearing white folks too
daikiki@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
A sample of the placenta must be attached to the notification with no more than two (2) standard grade staples or one (1) paperclip
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 15 pts · 1y
Down pat. Just needs 45 degree signature in red ink.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
No purple for babies.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
No, purple for babies!
grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y
No, purple fur babies!
Albbi@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
No purple fur babies!
MelodiousFunk@startrek.website · 12 pts · 1y
shalafi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
TIL: Allodial title
I want one on my house!
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I just pulled that out of my sovcit mad libs vocabulary.