I don't piss in the shower, that's gross.

I cum in the shower, instead.

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OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y (11 replies)

What a time to see this. I just got done waffle stompin'.

Thteven@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What color?

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I swallowed 27 pieces of bubble gum yesterday, so it was a gradient from pink to brownish green

Thteven@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ah, not blue then, good

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Oh no, you don't stomp the blue ones. Ever. Stay away from the blue ones

Aarrodri@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (6 replies)

What does this mean? Genuinely asking..

KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y

lol that sample sentence

Late2TheParty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I clicked that link TOTALLY expecting to see an image. It probably isn't healthy that I'm disappointed... right?

🤣🤣🤣

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'm sure the urban dictionary link answered your question, but if you didn't go there for whatever reason, it's when you push a turd down your tub drain with your foot.

(And for the record, I didn't actually poop in my shower)

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You coward, you have to commit to the bit.

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I was lying to protect the innocent.

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1y

If you think pissing in the shower is gross try showering in the piss

the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

There are 2 sorts of people, those who pee in the shower and liars.

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

Close, but wrong fluid 😔

undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Fuckin animals, I SHIT in the shower

the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Waffle stomp FTW!

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

One of life's simple pleasures.

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This implies that whenever you feel like you need to pee while you're showering, you instead decide to jerk it

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

Well... Yeah. Duh.

Tungsten5@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

I shit in the shower. No waffle stomp. That is what being an alpha male is

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hmmm

rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Liar?

Aeri@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

That's actually worse because it would be more likely to clog your drains. Your dude goo would be thicker than urine which is basically just water. If I remember correctly heat such as that from a shower will actually cause it to coagulate more.

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You don't mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you..?

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

That's what it's for