Please help

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ilega_dh@feddit.nl · 33 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Please your wife? Ok I guess you asked nicely

Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y

This is why commas are important!

proper@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
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spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

"What's wrong, Doc?"

"Here's your problem. She doesn't have any toppings. No relish. No chili. Nothing. It's no surprise she didn't last a minute in Flavortown."

"Damn it! I've been a fool!"

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

She's entirely undressed.

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

By the look of how easily that giant hot dog fits in that hallway, I'm pretty sure she's been pleased enough...

Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

Well I have bad news and a snack.

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nebulaone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

hot bitch

reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org · -10 pts · 1y
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