you can't pull a fast one on my dealer Luigi☝️

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13 Comments

LePoisson@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 1y (6 replies)

I know this is a cute cartoon and a joke but could you imagine someone learning poker from balatro and trying to play in a for real tournament?

I love that game but it is not exactly teaching you proper poker lol

Artyom@lemm.ee · 37 pts · 1y (2 replies)

"Thank you dealer, I would like to discard all 5 of those cards you played now, thanks."

SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

"Dealer, this joker that I have in my pocket means this card is scored twice"

Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social · 17 pts · 1y

"What do you mean I'm being kicked out? I bought those extra 8s at the store."

awesomesauce309@midwest.social · 23 pts · 1y

Dunno what you’re talking about. I’ve played a royal flush irl before, and I’m due for a flush five any day now

Skalix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Maybe I'm remembering it wrong but didn't Balatro get a mature rating because it was said to be too similar to actual poker and classified as simulated gambling or something lmao.

LePoisson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
NoFood4u@sopuli.xyz · 50 pts · 1y

wh0_cares@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yoooo, Azul Crescent and Shave Your Eyebrows crossover?!?!? Epic!

germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y

It’s like a modern day MCU

webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

tostiman@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

sus

jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y

I have a sudden and uncontrollable urge to shave my eyebrows off