> Be me
> At work
> Test appears to be finished based on logs
> Engineer asks to restart test at step 156
> Asking coworker about monitoring equipment that is not working
> "Why are you restarting the test? Did the engineer ask?"
> "No, i just thought it would be fun."
22 Comments
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 92 pts · 1y
"It's a propreitery time-measurement standard"
Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one · 22 pts · 1y
I laughed at the absurdity of this comment.
Baizey@feddit.dk · 11 pts · 1y
Laugh all you will, the standard will be kept a secret
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 62 pts · 1y
pulling into service station with a flat tire
"Got a flat?"
"No, man, it's the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!"
WereCat@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
"Got a flat?"
ulterno@programming.dev · 7 pts · 1y
Well that is an easy fix! proceeds to empty 3 tyres
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 1y
fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
milleniums, hold on trying to spawn a new galaxy in
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
You oopsied. Takes way longer than that.
Mac@mander.xyz · 35 pts · 1y
> Be me
> At work
> Test appears to be finished based on logs
> Engineer asks to restart test at step 156
> Asking coworker about monitoring equipment that is not working
> "Why are you restarting the test? Did the engineer ask?"
> "No, i just thought it would be fun."
ulterno@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y
fun is important
Mac@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
Yes but it was sarcasm. lol
ulterno@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y
Sarcasm is fun too!
ckmnstr@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
"Putting diapers on now, DTF?"
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
itsralC@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar
(Not sarcastic it is genuinely a great article that covers all kinds of calendars around the world)
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
The one I was thinking of was actually just Bhutan. I was told it was religious, but it’s just how they do. Very unique
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y
Is it metric years or imperial years?
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 11 pts · 1y
Nice. Im 18 trucks old.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Story points.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.
ulterno@programming.dev · 0 pts · 1y
Isn't that what a minute is for?
sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com · 4 pts · 1y
The iPad kids have (d)evolved once again