Kryten: [Talking about his new human penis] Well, tell me, sir. Is that what it's supposed to look like?
Lister: Well, yeah.
Kryten: It's hideous! That's it? That's the best design they can come up with? Are you seriously telling me there were choices and someone said, "Ah, there. That's it. That's the one we're looking for - the last chicken in the shop look'. Shakespeare had one? Einstein? Perry Como sang "Memories Are Made of This" with one of those stashed in his slacks?
13 Comments
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 38 pts · 1y
It's not even a poor translation. Logo is all up in it. I need a business card from this place.
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 1y
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Hmm, didn't know I have a chicken
ReiRose@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0684152/quotes/
You reminded me of my fave red dwarf episode
AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space · 14 pts · 1y
!theyknew@lemmy.sdf.org would like this, too, I'm sure
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
This dude got me.
MNByChoice@midwest.social · 9 pts · 1y
What is up with the storefront? A statue holding a sign and a man behind bars.
HKPiax@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
It's pretty clear though what they are selling
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
How would you describe it?
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y
Chicken penis, duh
Jikiya@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Don't they know the females are the ones raised for meat?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
All right, I'll try it.
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Do you think they offer both cut and uncut versions?
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Yeah, Mandi. Eat it.