What HASN'T happened in Florida?

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27 Comments

sorebuttfromsitting@sopuli.xyz · 102 pts · 3y (8 replies)

florida is a screwed up place, in a lot of ways, but this was fake back in 2018

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 30 pts · 3y (7 replies)

Has it since become real, though?

PeefJerky@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Do you want it to become real?

loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 3y

Yes

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 3y

Not particularly, no 🤷

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Come fuck my cousin on my blanket and find out!

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 3y

Not if your level of charm and tact runs in the family 😂

archaix@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

Yeah he’s got a new favorite Dragon Ball blanket now. Horrible reporting

hoch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

It's only a matter of time

TheLobotomist@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 64 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This has to be made up

InputZero@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 3y

It was, but give Florida man a few more years and it won't be made up anymore.

Zoldyck@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Having sex on his favourite DBZ blanket!? Outrageous!

glowie@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 3y (2 replies)

It's unacceptable

Roundcat@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

It's UNFAIR!

QuazarOmega@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 3y

How could you be on the blanket and not be chaste!

Squirrel@thelemmy.club · 14 pts · 3y

Bites his penis off. There's got to be a better way.

robocall@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Dude looks like Batman with that hair

Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 3y

Biteman to the rescue!

dulce_3t_decorum_3st@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

More like Ratman

XEAL@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y
xianfox@lemmy.foxden.social · 13 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Who’s the picture of? There’s three people mentioned in the headline.

Cinnamon3431@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y

florida man (who bit)

ohlaph@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y

Imagine going to college and writing that story.

covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 3y

What tf am i reading

Kerred@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

Are there any other states that have that open press law or is it still just Florida?

CriticalMiss@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

the DBZ blanket stays on during intercourse

dontcarebear@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 3y
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RalphWiggum@artemis.camp · 4 pts · 3y

This guy definitely listens to Insane clown posse