The worst she can say is "NO".
The worst she can do is find your holodeck recreation of her.
With AI being the default search tool now, it would make sense to have an AI assistant assume the identity of the search subject to explain technical matters.
The first version was closer.
The way I heard this joke as a kid was,
"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway* bag?"
"I dunno, how?"
"You take the 'S' out of Safe, and the 'f' out of way!"
Then you would hope they actually arrived at the punchline, but you'd often have to prompt them a bit.
*Safeway is a regional American supermarket chain
My introduction to the internet was finding a page of elephant jokes. I will never laugh that hard ever again.
I don't get it.
Ahh, nevermind.
“Get the fuck outta way"
For the record, they're supposed to say, "There's no 'f' in way!" In my experience, they usually say something more like, "What?"
That makes more sense.
Safeway used to be in England as well
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acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 22 pts · 1y
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
The worst she can do is find your holodeck recreation of her.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
With AI being the default search tool now, it would make sense to have an AI assistant assume the identity of the search subject to explain technical matters.
someguy3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
The first version was closer.
mothersprotege@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
The way I heard this joke as a kid was,
"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway* bag?"
"I dunno, how?"
"You take the 'S' out of Safe, and the 'f' out of way!"
Then you would hope they actually arrived at the punchline, but you'd often have to prompt them a bit.
*Safeway is a regional American supermarket chain
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
My introduction to the internet was finding a page of elephant jokes. I will never laugh that hard ever again.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 1y
I don't get it.
Ahh, nevermind.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
“Get the fuck outta way"
mothersprotege@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
For the record, they're supposed to say, "There's no 'f' in way!" In my experience, they usually say something more like, "What?"
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
That makes more sense.
Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Safeway used to be in England as well