Anon has German friends

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27 Comments

Hubbelini@geddit.social · 61 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I don’t know what is worse. Your username or this fake german in the greentext.

Sianna@feddit.de · 54 pts · 3y (13 replies)

Am german, can confirm. It's called Scheissenhaufenqualitaetskontrollendabnahme.

Norgur@kbin.social · 34 pts · 3y (8 replies)

So you are German, but switch ä for ae?
Sus.
DO IT! DO AN Ä!

Sianna@feddit.de · 24 pts · 3y (7 replies)

DO A BÄCKFLIP!

Norgur@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y (6 replies)

SPRICH

Whirlwindwanderer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (5 replies)

DEUTSCH

Oha@feddit.de · 5 pts · 3y (4 replies)

DU

elvith@feddit.de · 3 pts · 3y (3 replies)

SOHN

blooddemon40k@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

EINER

fing3r@feddit.de · 9 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Regionally, its just a yearly thing. It falls on the same Day as Gliedinspektionstag in School.

Norgur@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Gliedinspektionstag is only in anti-trans-communities in the US I thought? Or... did you visit a Catholic school?

Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de · 20 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Someone watched too much German porn.

SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Ja! Gut! Schneller! Schneller!

riesendulli@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 3y

Fuck /u/spez

JokeDeity@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y (6 replies)

Translation? I'm too lazy to type it all into Google.

BruceTwarzen@kbin.social · 21 pts · 3y (2 replies)

It's bad german for: we have to make a shit. Probably meaning: i have to take a shit. The others say: let's look at the shit, followed by: that's a good shit

Norgur@kbin.social · 10 pts · 3y

Just with horrible grammar, so a translator would not help much I guess.

JokeDeity@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

MVP

pao@feddit.de · 2 pts · 3y

Too lazy to translate

YoungPrinceAmmon@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

It's a green text dude, what do you expect?

JokeDeity@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y

I didn't expect anything, but I did get a translation from some top tier guy, so 🤷

Eheran@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Hahaha, what the hell

YoungPrinceAmmon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
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