Pour one out for the soon to be parents

Good time to start a meth habit

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6 Comments

rikudou@lemmings.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I have a great solution for sleep deprivation when you become a parent:

  1. Have a shitty sleep schedule since forever
  2. Become a parent
  3. Notice that nothing changed, your sleeping schedule is as shitty as it ever was
  4. ???
  5. Profit
mysticpickle@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y

Nothing gained, nothing lost!

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y

Can't resent it if you're always asleep. Modern problems...

DistressedDad@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Could never sleep properly before kids. Now, I’m tired all the time and could fall asleep in seconds, on any surface.

Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

Thats how I was too. I cant sleep anywhere but a bed, but when my son was nursing? I fell asleep anywhere, a chair, the car, on a blanket in the park. If that baby was sleeping, I was too, as much as I could anyway, but sometimes it wasn't up to me! I'd just fall asleep standing haha

sober_monk@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Toddlers jumping out of bed at 02:30: