Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words

https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-appears-with-bandage-over-ear-struck-by-words/

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15 Comments

Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz · 43 pts · 1y

Mr. President, a second opinion struck the Noem.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 1y

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y (4 replies)

She already has the trump look (Cruella) going on and she hasn't been working for him for that long. Yikes. Guys get it too, but they just look like they're smelling shit.

lennee@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

HAPPY CAKEDAY!

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You must be in a place ahead of the US. That's pretty cool and thanks!

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y

Who isn't ahead of the US these days?

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Hello fellow june 14th joiner

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · -11 pts · 1y (7 replies)

I'd let that lady shoot my dogs if you know what I mean.

Widdershins@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No, I don't know what you mean. Please explain.

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Before being a trump fuckhead her most notable attribute was shooting her own healthy pets.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Temu Jigsaw? Ew

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I’ve always wanted to fuck Jigsaw.

I guess I have a type.

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

Killer Klowns From Outer Space is basically porn to you

Jerkface@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is fucking hilarious. Y'all are weird.

felsiq@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

I felt more revulsion reading that comment than when I first read @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world’s username, so I can’t really blame people for reflexively downvoting. Still, that’s part of what makes it so funny imo so I’m not complaining personally