Anyone relate?

cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/post/86457

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15 Comments

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 31 pts · 1y (3 replies)

There's your first mistake, you wake up in the morning.

If you don't wake up until afternoon or evening, there's less time to make bad decisions in.

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Man if I could wake up in the afternoon I would be so happy

Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I don't know. If I were to wake up in the afternoon I would probably feel like I'm wasting most of my day

btr_fan87@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

But you would also be gaining valuable access to the night and very early morning.

kubica@fedia.io · 15 pts · 1y

Very generous to even use the word "management" to refer to what I do.

pleasestopasking@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 1y

Replying to this from my bed, 2.5 hours after I woke up.

AceBonobo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"Every day is a gift. We could literally die at any moment. So it's incredibly important to doom scroll as much as possible." -my dumb brain

QualifiedKitten@discuss.online · 1 pts · 1y

My extra dumb brain initially read that as "any dumb iranian" and was momentarily infuriated.

LongLive@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Time is of the essence...
or not?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 1y

Time is the essence of entropy, and entropy is the essence of the passage of time.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

phantomwise@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Nope, can't relate, my time management skills are too bad to wake up in the morning 😅

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

worst possible

Bitch i know you're not coming for my sash.

morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y

Every morning when i wake up at 1400

NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y

Surprise quiz: Using an epsilon-delta proof, find the value to which the badness of your time management decisions converges to or show that it diverges.