The mark of the beast

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y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 65 pts · 1y

Hopefully this person has a cat.

astutemural@midwest.social · 44 pts · 1y

Fun fact: we know that the keeping of domesticated cats spread to England at least by the time of the Roman occupation, because we found a 2000 yr old roof tile there with a cat's pawprint in it. It's funny to imagine a clayworker 2000 yrs ago yelling at the cat to stay off his tiles lol.

CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 29 pts · 1y (4 replies)

toxoplasmosis has entered the chat

entwine413@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Toxoplasmosis wouldn't survive the baking process

CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 1y

I think you’re correct. Still, I’d cut it out just call it my new steam vent

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 1y

as if anyone living with a cat isn't infected anyways

pleasestopasking@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 1y

I just know there are people who would "five seconds rule" this and still use it but omg the scat paddlers I just can't

baltakatei@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Unless that cat is trained to use a toilet, that dough now has fresh cat shit and piss in on it, along with everything else the cat has walked on recently.

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I wish this upset me more than it does but my cat literally wakes me up by shoving her paw in my mouth every morning and while it is disgusting and I know it is disgusting, there's not that much I can do about it so I just live.

Doesn't mean I'd feed someone else cat shit pie though.

Bonus disgusting fun fact, I had an old cat piss on a cake and I fully ate some of it before I realized. I'm full of toxoplasmosis.

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

Only if your cat goes outside.

hungprocess@lemmy.sdf.org · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)

To be fair to the cats, similar logic probably applies to more human food service workers than we'd care to admit.

y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y

I've been waiting for hours, but no employees have come to wash my hands and I'm starting to get frustrated.

pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

Lol tbh with cats walking on our carpets and washing themselves (tongue bath but still) I'd wager their paws are cleaner than the average persons hands

SouthFresh@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

Bean pie

mogoh@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 1y

OK, do you have any clues who it might have been?

Chip_Rat@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

The home grown San Marzanos were left in a single layer on the kitchen table (because that's how my aunt does it I don't know but it's pretty and whatever)

mrfriki@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Plot twist, he/she didn’t have a cat.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y

One one hand, aww. On the other hand, that paw has been in the litterbox as well.

supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

The mark of the artist

UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

A little pooh paw is good for you

m3t00@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

you got off easy. decorating

baltakatei@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
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