Oooh, thanks, now I finally understand what this is about. Maybe it is a language/cultural difference or something, but the whole "sperm = child" thing never clicked for me. Isn't, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child? And even then, only if fertilised, of course.
I dead-ass looked at this for almost a minute wondering if it's maybe a pop culture reference to a TV show or movie I don't know, where the pictured character actually eats children.
Now I am wondering what you meant when you said all moms have done it, because eating period doesn’t exactly sound any better haha. But yeah, it didn’t click for me either. I was pretty surely they didn’t mean eating their granddaughter’s pussy or actually children so what else could it be? But sperm make sense because of the pro life movement.
Edit: ignore the first part, I thought you were op lol
THIS reminded me of the days when I would occasionally have dinner at my girlfriends house with her parents and younger sister. My mind would occasionally flash thoughts of her parents and sister wondering how I was enjoying every possible version of sexual activity with their sweet innocent daughter and sister.
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ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y
So did your mom! (And I assume my mom too but it's not something I like to think of, lol)
essell@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Can confirm
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Makes me think of the sister I could have had that my mom washed down her throat with a gulp of vodka
DosDude@retrolemmy.com · 8 pts · 1y
Are you implying your mom swallowed your seed? Because that's incest
AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space · 26 pts · 1y
Oooh, thanks, now I finally understand what this is about. Maybe it is a language/cultural difference or something, but the whole "sperm = child" thing never clicked for me. Isn't, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child? And even then, only if fertilised, of course.
I dead-ass looked at this for almost a minute wondering if it's maybe a pop culture reference to a TV show or movie I don't know, where the pictured character actually eats children.
Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@fedia.io · 8 pts · 1y
Same here
Kuma@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Now I am wondering what you meant when you said all moms have done it, because eating period doesn’t exactly sound any better haha. But yeah, it didn’t click for me either. I was pretty surely they didn’t mean eating their granddaughter’s pussy or actually children so what else could it be? But sperm make sense because of the pro life movement.
Edit: ignore the first part, I thought you were op lol
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Yes, thank you! Been muttering this under my breath for ages each time people say sperm=crotch goblins.
FreakinSteve@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
It still works as a joke though...like when Bill Hicks would say that he has wiped entire nations off of his stomach with an old gym sock
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
That's too much.
myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Sperm is not people. Unless you're squirting fertilized eggs, this joke doesn't work.
bootloop@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
You must be fun at parties.
Valmond@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Funnier than religious nuts!
rabber@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
I wonder if there's a porn of that
Siegfried@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
R34
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
THIS reminded me of the days when I would occasionally have dinner at my girlfriends house with her parents and younger sister. My mind would occasionally flash thoughts of her parents and sister wondering how I was enjoying every possible version of sexual activity with their sweet innocent daughter and sister.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
How are you doing fellow sex haver?
pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y
Yes, I also participate in the sex
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I confirm sex has been had
Valmond@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Not only sex, but seventh and eights too!
twice_hatch@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
Is vore possible?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Damn, E hit Cronus hard
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
A pic of Emily Blunt would be much more accurate.
Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Why?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
She eats babbies.