If only my parents knew

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ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (9 replies)

So did your mom! (And I assume my mom too but it's not something I like to think of, lol)

essell@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y

And I assume my mom too

Can confirm

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Makes me think of the sister I could have had that my mom washed down her throat with a gulp of vodka

DosDude@retrolemmy.com · 8 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Are you implying your mom swallowed your seed? Because that's incest

AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space · 26 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Oooh, thanks, now I finally understand what this is about. Maybe it is a language/cultural difference or something, but the whole "sperm = child" thing never clicked for me. Isn't, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child? And even then, only if fertilised, of course.

I dead-ass looked at this for almost a minute wondering if it's maybe a pop culture reference to a TV show or movie I don't know, where the pictured character actually eats children.

Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@fedia.io · 8 pts · 1y

Same here

Kuma@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Now I am wondering what you meant when you said all moms have done it, because eating period doesn’t exactly sound any better haha. But yeah, it didn’t click for me either. I was pretty surely they didn’t mean eating their granddaughter’s pussy or actually children so what else could it be? But sperm make sense because of the pro life movement.

Edit: ignore the first part, I thought you were op lol

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Isn't, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child?

Yes, thank you! Been muttering this under my breath for ages each time people say sperm=crotch goblins.

FreakinSteve@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

It still works as a joke though...like when Bill Hicks would say that he has wiped entire nations off of his stomach with an old gym sock

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

That's too much.

myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Sperm is not people. Unless you're squirting fertilized eggs, this joke doesn't work.

bootloop@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You must be fun at parties.

Valmond@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Funnier than religious nuts!

rabber@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I wonder if there's a porn of that

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

R34

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (4 replies)

THIS reminded me of the days when I would occasionally have dinner at my girlfriends house with her parents and younger sister. My mind would occasionally flash thoughts of her parents and sister wondering how I was enjoying every possible version of sexual activity with their sweet innocent daughter and sister.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y (3 replies)

How are you doing fellow sex haver?

pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Yes, I also participate in the sex

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I confirm sex has been had

Valmond@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Not only sex, but seventh and eights too!

twice_hatch@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

Is vore possible?

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Damn, E hit Cronus hard

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

A pic of Emily Blunt would be much more accurate.

Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Why?

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

She eats babbies.