dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)
Shit, you're right. But i was thrown out for being queer as a teen, so never really got to be the teen niece. I've got the whole tragic fucked up thing going, and my dumpster fire burns with the heat of a million dying stars.
So if we're going rule of funny, it's you. Rule of drama, it's me.
Hey niece, I like your new look. Glad to see you rocking the big, hairy middle age guy look. Really digging then balding. What made you decide this new look?
32 Comments
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1y
But WE are worshipping Satan.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
Ill fight you for that role. Ill fight you, and ruin thanksgiving.
And post links to my deviantart page on facebook events for winter solstice.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
It's more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
Shit, you're right. But i was thrown out for being queer as a teen, so never really got to be the teen niece. I've got the whole tragic fucked up thing going, and my dumpster fire burns with the heat of a million dying stars.
So if we're going rule of funny, it's you. Rule of drama, it's me.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
this is true. we can have two nieces. i say we don't tell anyone and wear the same clothes, and never be in the same room at the same time.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 4 pts · 1y
Hey niece, I like your new look. Glad to see you rocking the big, hairy middle age guy look. Really digging then balding. What made you decide this new look?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
myspace
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 2 pts · 1y
Fiddles with their glasses
Myspace? Is that some sort of hangout for the youth of today?
BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Last sentence is a red flag
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1y
Can we negotiate? How does 70% sound?
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
The Old Ones will brook no compromise with these infantile new-age deities.
ColdSideOfYourPillow@piefed.social · 6 pts · 1y
“God” refers to the Satanic Demon summoned by a blood ritual including animal sacrifice. The family worships him.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y
Will be uncle
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 1y
I'm sorry, applications for uncles closed last week. You may apply for sister next week.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y
Bad offer you have no honor
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
How dare you accuse me of lack of honor
Only one way to settle this....
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
Family fued?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY PUNCHLINE.
NOW WHO HAS NO HONOR
Fabian@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
What about great-uncle?
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Niko, cousin! Let's go bowling!
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
I already dibbed on grandma all night long
socsa@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1y
What if we kiss in the shallow end of the gene pool 😰👉👈
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y
Can I be that guy from down the street that seems cool but no one talks to him or knows his name?
YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Can I be house cat. meow mreow meow mrrrp
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 1y
I mean, if you believe in the Bible, everyone on the planet is related. 🤷🏻♂️
MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Believe it biach, were all cousins, on our mamas side
Wilco@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
I call dibs on being "Cousin Johnny" I will only attend baptisms, weddings, funerals, and maybe the social events afterwards.
SVcross@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Can I be the cousin that is never present, unless there's an emergency?
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
But cult so kissing cousins? Right?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
That was the case pre cult too