Should have suggested Leola Root Tea

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teft@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y

12 hours in the agony booth for anyone whose morale is low. That should raise morale sufficiently.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Mandatory holodeck luau hosted by Neelix.

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

If he’s hosting do we get a break from his cooking?

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Who do you think is catering the event?

Neelix is very versatile and efficient.

I kind of want a fan fiction where Neelix tries to kill the entire crew with his food so they can “die of happiness”

bappity@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I do love a good 2 hour presentation from the doctor

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He can be very moving.

So can my bowels. Would you like them to give you a two hour presentation?

charonn0@startrek.website · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Imagine this starship of your federation is missing and then they come back all looking like overdecorated military junta officers.

Why you no movie night?

Bad idea, we have seen what happens when a Kim has been promoted...

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cm0002@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Waitagoddangmin

Something's not right here.....

Right? Where’s her damn coffee?

OpenStars@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ia it because she only kills him once?

Off-camera here she made a duplicate before killing him. She'll kill the transporter clone again later, as a treat.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Prime Kim is already gone as it is. Phase shift Kim is fair game.

What about delta shift Kim?

Make another Tuvix to, uh, not torture the crew, then very visibly and slowly turn him to live coffee in the crew lounge to booster morale?