Doctors: Have you tried NOT waking up?

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SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

You forgot the tiny sliver of my favourite. "This is going to be a good day, I'm dominating it ......................FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Always lovely to wake up with some hope just for it all to be pulled away by the time you make it downstairs. /s

Squorlple@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Don’t forget the times where you try a new medication that doesn’t work as well as the one you had been using and the “Fuck” becomes manifold due to you just existing in your default state

just_another_person@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

So true

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

"Fuck, I'm gonna shoot the CEO of United Healthcare"