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c/superpowers_chat · by Luckyy@lemmy.world · 3y

weird superpowers

okay y'all, be creative here. what are some of the most weirdest superpowers ever?

remember to be creative and if that creativeness leads into something innapropriate/offensive/rule-breaking, don't even bother

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adj16@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

My friends and I came up with some good ones when we were younger:

  • The ability to throw French fries with deadly accuracy…but in the end, they’re still just French fries
  • You can’t read anyone’s thoughts, but everyone can read yours
  • The ability to fluently speak any language that no one in the room speaks
Luckyy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

i would want the last one for trolling purposes ngl also french fries one is good...if you're planning to start one of those cliché food fights

UnmeltedByRain@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

If someone sneezes near me, they'd hear me say "bless you" even though I didn't say anything.

Luckyy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

this one btw is also great! for creating awkward situations

ConditionOverload@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

The total invulnerability to physical damage that Butterball has (marvel comics characters). He can't be hurt by anything physical, no matter what. But he's also just a regular human as far as his own abilities go lol.

Luckyy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

this actually kinda sounds good watered down invulnerability, i'd be taking that ngl