I am the bone of my fishing rod
Carbon fiber is my body and nylon is my blood
I have created over a thousand hooks
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many reels
Yet, those hands will never catch anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Fishing Works!
While you were swimming, I studied the rod. While you were mating, I mastered the reeling. While you wasted your days in the pond in pursuit of larvae, I cultivated bait in a wooden box in my shed.
Ya, tons of people don't really see fish as animals. It's akin to foot hold trapping squirrels or rabbits or something for fun. I don't have a problem if someone fishes to eat the fish, but to just toss it back is kinda messed up.
10 Comments
chirospasm@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 1y
I own this hat and it is everything I hoped it would be
DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
I am the bone of my fishing rod
Carbon fiber is my body and nylon is my blood
I have created over a thousand hooks
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many reels
Yet, those hands will never catch anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Fishing Works!
PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social · 5 pts · 1y
Feel the same way. But for me it’s collecting stamps.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
While you were swimming, I studied the rod. While you were mating, I mastered the reeling. While you wasted your days in the pond in pursuit of larvae, I cultivated bait in a wooden box in my shed.
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Gay cat fishing game
DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
How ya gonna post the hat without linking the song? https://youtu.be/QTl8zlrh3lI
Angelusz@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 1y
Fucking terrible hobby, torturing aquatic cousins for sports. Go learn a proper hobby, like woodworking, diving, gardening, etc.
semperverus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I don't fish myself, just thought the ridiculousness of the hat was funny.
Angelusz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Fair.
IMongoose@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Ya, tons of people don't really see fish as animals. It's akin to foot hold trapping squirrels or rabbits or something for fun. I don't have a problem if someone fishes to eat the fish, but to just toss it back is kinda messed up.