Fucking beautiful day

I sometimes wonder if the way my dog thinks internally, if mapped most accurately by some mental translator tool to English, would be cutesy and the cliche of doglike, or if their intense excitement would map most closely to curse words instead.

Falseknees is so good

Just did this round my garden, sweet peas, blackcurrants and raddishes good morning so far

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

Something about the aggressive swearing makes this more wholesome haha

The swearing is not fucking needed.