Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania
https://theonion.com/sabrina-carpenter-undergoes-state-mandated-lobotomy-to-cure-nymphomania/
https://theonion.com/sabrina-carpenter-undergoes-state-mandated-lobotomy-to-cure-nymphomania/
22 Comments
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 47 pts · 1y
Why do people give this woman such a hard time for being sex positive? She's cute, she's funny, and she can sing, and yet all I read about is how she happens to love to fuck. gasp *clutches pearls*
PS: I'm not a fan of her music. I just despise how women get ostracized for something many men are praised for.
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 35 pts · 1y
Pretty sure this is making fun of conservatives freaking out about her, not of her directly.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 1y
I was referring to the BS commentary surrounding her, not the article specifically.
Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
Behaves weirdly with minors.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 1y
Why are they teasing her? I don't know who that is. Get off my lawn.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
I didn't see the controversy go by either. The pic on the album: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man's_Best_Friend_(Sabrina_Carpenter_album)
sundray@lemmus.org · 11 pts · 1y
First "out" celebrity puppygirl?
VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 1y
hot
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Smell The Glove
BodePlotHole@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
What's wrong with bein' sexy?
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Get out of the Sixties - we don’t have this mentality anymore.
Boddhisatva@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
kn33@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Clips of her concerts come up on my feed sometimes. Being (or playing being) horny is a part of her schtick.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Mine too.
Checked out some of her music. It's fun.
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
Something about Good Vibrations, I guess beach boy stuff maybe.
StarlightDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 1y
Honestly, I love how she has managed to make such a brand out of reclaiming her sexuallity. I really hope that its her choice rather than her management. I bet she gets some particularly nightmarish fans.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Oh . . Ohhhyyyeah right! Her! Ha ha. Because of the thing. She, uh, . . . did?
cdf12345@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Onion really taking their shots at Sabrina this week
theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y
I'm reading this as making fun of the people who are mad about a pop singer expressing sexuality.
Maeve@kbin.earth · 11 pts · 1y
Yes, with a shout-out to Rosemary Kennedy.
theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
:(
Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip · -4 pts · 1y
Expressing her minor fans sexuality too apparently
Pedos downvoting
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
But they just called my number! Dang