It's not the smoking of bare foot pets that's prohibited in the building, that's just silly. Bare foot pets just have to stay outside the building while smoking. And rightly so.
If your pot bellied pig tries to go indoors without putting on shoes or putting out his cigarello first, that's on you for being a bad parent.
The pig has never been a problem. It's that damn elephant who refuses to wear his shoes. He's on a 'back to nature' kick that his yoga instructor convinced him of. Uuuugh!
18 Comments
Hegar@fedia.io · 46 pts · 1y
It's not the smoking of bare foot pets that's prohibited in the building, that's just silly. Bare foot pets just have to stay outside the building while smoking. And rightly so.
If your pot bellied pig tries to go indoors without putting on shoes or putting out his cigarello first, that's on you for being a bad parent.
Zier@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y
The pig has never been a problem. It's that damn elephant who refuses to wear his shoes. He's on a 'back to nature' kick that his yoga instructor convinced him of. Uuuugh!
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 1y
If you give your pets some little booties to wear, then they'll let them smoke inside the building
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y
Like this?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Yes .... unless the building owners are more sadistic and instead wanted pets literally on fire and smoking
eleefece@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Ah, shoot!
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 5 pts · 1y
Fucking party pooper
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
ew
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
The party pooping or the fucking?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
I don't want to fuck anyone who is pooping at the moment.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Maybe later, but not right now
db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
That's really specific. I'd like to know the story behind it. At least I think I do.
hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
What's the over/under that this is in Florida, and therefore makes total sense?
db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
All the trees except that pine have lost their leaves, the windows have a little frost on them. Definitely more north than Florida. Detroit maybe.
Funky_Beak@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
I think it just means you can bring in you none smoker horse.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
Fair enough tbh
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
This is the sign Boots needs to quit.
mmddmm@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Remember to put the fire on your pets out before entering the building, and you are good.