c/funny · by cm0002@lemmy.world · 1yLarger and more dangerous 514 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 1y
😽: "Honey, there's a noise outside on the porch!"
😺: "Ok. It's probably the Amazon deliv- aaaaAAAH!! Rock!!"
⛰️: "OMG. You're adorable."
aaron@infosec.pub · 35 pts · 1y
asdf
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
I was just thinking. "Shit! So that's what we look like to bears". I hope you're right about us possibly being too cute to eat.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 1y
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 17 pts · 1y
May be little and cute, but the look on that face is full honey badger. I'd turn and run.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
So would I, but mostly because you know it would TOTALLY make his little day!
Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y
I hear that their claws are in fact dangerous even if they don’t look like it
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y
You ever got clawed for real by a cat fighting / hanging for dear life ? I still have the 7 inch scar, and it wasn't even a deep cut!
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
So I just learned red pandas have semi retractable front claws. Which, as with cats, would enable them to stay sharp. Yeah, I have a deep respect for cats in desperate attack mode, and I'd extend that to this fella
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y
I managed to piss off a kitten and yikes, even they are scary.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Aww, but look at the little murder-blenders with their tiny needle-toes. They're so precious!
Tuxman@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Even house cats.. they rake their piss and shit under litter with these little paws…. Now imagine the septis if it gets all in your blood 😅
Evrala@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Uppies!
sundray@lemmus.org · 10 pts · 1y
No! Forbidden uppies!
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Just a little uppies, as a treat
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
We have uppies at home.

(The uppies at home...)
PotatoLibre@feddit.it · 8 pts · 1y
No no no, he wants a hug!!!
Ketchup@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 1y
If not friend, why friend shaped?
moonbasesquid@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
I'm sure if I was a 10x smaller I would be terrified
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Idk I'm a little freaked out
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Clearly they need all the help they can get
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Have red pandas just been little people in fur suits this whole time???
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Oooo, look at this little cutie! Who is a good Teddy?
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · -2 pts · 1y