Brave Sir Hawley ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Hawley turned about.
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Hawley!
5 Comments
Trebuchet@europe.pub · 18 pts · 1y
Never forget that effete jog out of the Capitol when he realised shit was about to go down
negativenull@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Almacca@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 1y
Is that not how Christians run? ;)
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
Hawley almost always looks like he’s about to break into a song about how he definitely does not diddle kids
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y
Resting diddler face.