It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true

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argh_another_username@lemmy.ca · 61 pts · 1y (21 replies)

Hummm that’s exactly the opposite of what you should do. Of course, if it’s a Tinder date, go ahead. But if you’re looking for a girlfriend, going a (first) date with a loaded gun is not a good idea. Blow a load right before, so you’re more romantic and will think straight.

OldSageRick@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 1y (8 replies)

I will add that sperm accumulate only roughly 3 days, after that the old one is recycled

LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Compost bin.

Sc00ter@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 1y

Cum-post bin

Post-cum bin

argh_another_username@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hey, lots of protein. Why buy whey protein in powder when you can produce your own?

D_C@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Ewww, I'm not eating my own. Anybody else got any to spare?

jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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OldSageRick@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Automatic body process

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

It's not the sperm that's the issue. It's the frustration. That builds up quite a bit more

Valmond@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (9 replies)

Subscribe for more "how to catch a female" strategies.

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Strategy #1: don't call them "females"

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y

Whenever someone says "female" but doesn't specify the species, I assume they aren't picky about it.

meyotch@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Feeee-males.

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Fee-males are just gigolos.

SARGE@startrek.website · 6 pts · 1y
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TheBat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The Bill Cosby Method

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

Chloroform doesn't go in pudding.

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

So you are recommending beginning the date with post nut clarity

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Doesn't work for me, but helps me last longer on that first date.

Shapillon@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

Cringe asf