Hummm that’s exactly the opposite of what you should do. Of course, if it’s a Tinder date, go ahead. But if you’re looking for a girlfriend, going a (first) date with a loaded gun is not a good idea. Blow a load right before, so you’re more romantic and will think straight.
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argh_another_username@lemmy.ca · 61 pts · 1y
Hummm that’s exactly the opposite of what you should do. Of course, if it’s a Tinder date, go ahead. But if you’re looking for a girlfriend, going a (first) date with a loaded gun is not a good idea. Blow a load right before, so you’re more romantic and will think straight.
OldSageRick@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 1y
I will add that sperm accumulate only roughly 3 days, after that the old one is recycled
LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Compost bin.
Sc00ter@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 1y
Cum-post bin
Post-cum bin
argh_another_username@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
Hey, lots of protein. Why buy whey protein in powder when you can produce your own?
D_C@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Ewww, I'm not eating my own. Anybody else got any to spare?
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
OldSageRick@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Automatic body process
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
It's not the sperm that's the issue. It's the frustration. That builds up quite a bit more
Valmond@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Subscribe for more "how to catch a female" strategies.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y
Strategy #1: don't call them "females"
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
Whenever someone says "female" but doesn't specify the species, I assume they aren't picky about it.
meyotch@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y
Feeee-males.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Fee-males are just gigolos.
SARGE@startrek.website · 6 pts · 1y
TheBat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
The Bill Cosby Method
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Chloroform doesn't go in pudding.
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
So you are recommending beginning the date with post nut clarity
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Doesn't work for me, but helps me last longer on that first date.
Shapillon@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Cringe asf