Can I get a bag?

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6 Comments

SplashJackson@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I never really liked processed food when I'm baked. Give me a pear, or a bowl of grapes, or a mothafuckin' peach

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Me after a bowl: "I need an entire can of SPAM."

fleebleneeble@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y

SPAM and grapes are good.

Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Back in the day, late at night the gas station guy would call a guy for you to get you what you wanted.

About 20 years later I worked with the guy that drove the car that delivered my weed.

What a small world we live in.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

No stress, citizen. It's a short loop.

Fingolfinz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

And by "gas station employee", you mean the fire hydrant you've been clutching since the sun came up and started lighting all the colors on fire?