oh and by the time you finish getting all this together the rules will have changed and you will have to start over.
What if you wanted to go to heaven but God said
oh and by the time you finish getting all this together the rules will have changed and you will have to start over.
13 Comments
rockerface@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 1y
I don't think this is the Good Place
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
dalekcaan@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
Life, death, either way I'm demoted to a tiny cubicle.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 1y
"I was told you were all knowing. Why don't you just know me?"
elephantium@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Knowing is in the Biblical sense and comes after the entrance ceremonies!
Zorque@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
"I know you just fine, but do you know yourself?"
far_university1990@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y
Passierschein A38
fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Me: Send me to hell, then.
gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 1y
If you want to request a transfer you first need to enter and wait 7-9 business days for your HeavenID to arrive by mail then you can start the transfer process.
fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Noooooooo. Damn you bureaucracy.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
new purgatory just dropped
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I have a pudding cup, Nike Decades and $5.75, are you going to open the gate for me?
negativenull@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Basically Franz Kafka - The Trial