I know you just need an incentive to really apply yourself

Found on the CumGirl8 Instagram page. Seriously, their music is legit

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14 Comments

SmoochyPit@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Yo if they got marbles in there for my collection I’ll gonna go all night if I need to 😤

theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oops replied to the wrong comment

SmoochyPit@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

No worries, you can still have a marble if you want 😄

diptchip@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

I used to keep golden star stickers in my wallet for this occassion. I probably still have them all somewhere...

burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

me, determinedly trudging across the country with some other mouthy appliances to find you

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1y (3 replies)

either this is satire or people have weird sex, weird as in involuntarily unsatisfying

theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

A LOT of people were educated by pornography and do not communicate with their partners. Literally no clue what they're doing.

decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's why I get all my information on how to do ✨𝓁𝑒 𝓈𝑒𝓍 ✨ from bottom shelf YA romance books.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I feel like those would be just as vulgar and less educational than "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" by the bloodhound gang.

molten@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Unfortunately the people on the street will have no idea why I'm offering them prizes. (Premature :/)

maccentric@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

dwemthy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

It turns out you can just buy psychological validation at the store

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I make myself cum and then cry. Do I get a prize?

halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Sooo as an elementary school teacher, my mom had a toy box for kids to choose prizes. It was my favorite thing when she'd let me and my brothers pick out a toy or two every summer when we were growing up.

...this is deeply disturbing for me.