c/justpost · by parody@lemmings.world · 1y

A real post from the American president

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153 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world

16 Comments

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 39 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Smells like the soiled diaper of a 79 year old man with dementia and orange skin.

ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y

Get Rump Fragrances

tyler@programming.dev · 29 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Someone called out that this is literally the brand from 1984.

parody@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 1y

Sheesh

Symbols from 1984
Victory Gin and Cigarettes
Assigned vices, a twisted form of control
Julia's Scarlet Anti-Sex Waist Sash
A disguise of devout purity
Memory Holes
Destruction of evidence of the past
Winston's Varicose Ulcer
Repressed sexuality
Red-armed Prole Woman
Hope for the future
Big Brother
Warm and fuzzy to those who conform but threatening to those who don't

halferect@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

It's just too on the nose to be real sometimes

cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y

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MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 1y (2 replies)

« Eau de toilette »

the_q@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y

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parody@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 1y

Ya, & get it… emoluments… my best one of the week I have to say

distantsounds@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

Smells like ketchup & overcooked beef

OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y

Bet it smells like gasoline, piss, shit, spray tans, ketchup and a colon impacted with McDonalds and cholesterol.

Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

the hypocrisy makes me violent

parody@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 1y

Just placed an order for a large bottle of eau de moluments

SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

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Snapz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

"I peed in that"

-Eric

LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 1y

I guess they've captured the aroma of dumpster fire.

DrFistington@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I bet it smells like child rape and failure

Jozav@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I smell bullshit

jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

He's so hilariously pathetic lol