Good afternoon I choose violence.

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16 Comments

HairHeel@programming.dev · 24 pts · 2y (3 replies)

If that's a 16oz glass of ranch dressing, and you're planning on drinking what's left, I'm all for this

Blue cheese. Fight me.

Kichae@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

aksdb@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y

Then you are now ready for that piece of pizza.

Why the hell does the Swedish Chef care about this?

He says Bork Bork Bork.

Chaser@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Not to be that guy, but he's Swedish

But French trained and stereotypical pizza is really an Italian American thing anyhow.

And fun fact he isn't swedish chef everywhere, in some places he's just chef or grim somewhere else.

The swedish say he sounds Norwegian (which honestly, yes) the Danish call him chef, in Germany he's Danish. It's kinda fun.

That's horrible. You need to use mayo.

"Yrr mrmred yr lrst mra!"

Tigbitties@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

At least isn't not orange juice.

Oh wow no

add kahlua

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JohnDolt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ok but what about cold pepperoni pizza with a nice cup of coffee in the morning? Thats good right?

I'm personally vegan but I 100% support breakfast pizza.