We cant standardize measurements for billion dollar space programs but we can when we compare our dicks

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17 Comments

kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 64 pts · 1y (7 replies)

My European dick is measured in centimeters

tja@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Yes, why would I use inches?

kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Yeah, why not using light years? smh

MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I measure mine in parsecs

Engywuck@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Angstroms

MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I've been at Ångströmlaboratoriet a lot

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

i prefer planck lenghts. makes it seem bigger than it actually is

Engywuck@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y

I prefer to measure mine in milliliters. Big (numbers) matter.

Boomkop3@reddthat.com · 30 pts · 1y

I use centimeters, and meters. The us can go sit in a corner and contemplate their failure in feet and inches

felsiq@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I’ve known more than one guy who measured his dick in inches and did it wrong, because fractional inches are unintuitive as fuck. Americans need to just rip the bandaid off and commit to metric, it’s much better over on this side

Engywuck@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Now... What if we make "1 dick" the fundamental metrich length unit? That would solve a lot of problems.

felsiq@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y

I would respect speed limits even less if they were measured in dicks per hour

Demdaru@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

There's anime with that IIRC, with a pixie character having height of exactly one dick. Can't recall the name tho.

Edit: Quick search revealed it's Handyman Saitou in Another World

Engywuck@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 1y

TIL

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I thought USians use football pitches. Or in this case, matches. Or fractions of these.

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Measue it in decimeters.

neobunch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Who the hell would measure their package in inches outside the good ole USA?