c/memes · by gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com · 1yWe cant standardize measurements for billion dollar space programs but we can when we compare our dicks -14 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 64 pts · 1y
My European dick is measured in centimeters
tja@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 1y
Yes, why would I use inches?
kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
Yeah, why not using light years? smh
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I measure mine in parsecs
Engywuck@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y
Angstroms
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I've been at Ångströmlaboratoriet a lot
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
i prefer planck lenghts. makes it seem bigger than it actually is
Engywuck@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y
I prefer to measure mine in milliliters. Big (numbers) matter.
Boomkop3@reddthat.com · 30 pts · 1y
I use centimeters, and meters. The us can go sit in a corner and contemplate their failure in feet and inches
felsiq@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 1y
I’ve known more than one guy who measured his dick in inches and did it wrong, because fractional inches are unintuitive as fuck. Americans need to just rip the bandaid off and commit to metric, it’s much better over on this side
Engywuck@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
Now... What if we make "1 dick" the fundamental metrich length unit? That would solve a lot of problems.
felsiq@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
I would respect speed limits even less if they were measured in dicks per hour
Demdaru@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
There's anime with that IIRC, with a pixie character having height of exactly one dick. Can't recall the name tho.
Edit: Quick search revealed it's Handyman Saitou in Another World
Engywuck@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 1y
TIL
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I thought USians use football pitches. Or in this case, matches. Or fractions of these.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Measue it in decimeters.
neobunch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Who the hell would measure their package in inches outside the good ole USA?