Report: Average American’s Retirement Plan Involves Richard Gere Falling For Them After Paying For Sex
https://theonion.com/report-average-americans-retirement-plan-involves-richard-gere-falling-for-them-after-paying-for-sex/
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Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y
You lost me at "retirement".
j4k3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Ah yes the Boom Boom Boomer Plan
altphoto@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y
Man, I wish Richard would fall for me!
RedSnt@feddit.dk · 9 pts · 1y
Ah yes, a 35 year old movie reference.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 3 pts · 1y
Prefect for our young readers.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y
Yeah this plan seems impractical and out of touch
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
If your fersona is a gerbil, you can live rent free in his ass.
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Can I get my gerbil back?
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
tal@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
Richard Gere?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Gere
Ah.
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub · 19 pts · 1y
OP is referencing Pretty Woman (1990), starring Richard Gere and Julia Roberts.
You damn kids, don't know Richard Gere, get off my lawn, etc.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Millenial version of this is basically Nathan Fillion.
You might be able to kick me off your lawn (if you don't go underwater on your mortgage!)...
... but you can't take the sky from me.
tal@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
I think I watched part of Pretty Woman at one point, lost interest, never finished it. Wouldn't have known the names of anyone in it, though.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 1y
Indecent proposal, more likely.
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Richard Gere isn't in that. But he was in Pretty Woman, about a guy who hires a prostitute and falls in love with her.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Oh right, he isn't. My bad. It would have been a better fit though.
glimse@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Richard Gere is a fuckin baller. He's banned from China because of his support for Tibet lol
nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org · 1 pts · 1y
@glimse
I heard HBO based their TV show (Ballers) on Richard Gere's charity work.
@tal