Soap rule

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19 Comments

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 1y (8 replies)

If you shove the bar up your crack instead of lathering a washcloth, you've got some thinking to do. Preferably not while the water is still running.

No judgement, just stop lying to yourself. It's ok.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Agreed. Do people actually directly put bars of soap between their ass cheeks? A quite disturbing thought

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y

Bad Dragon has entered the chat

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -5 pts · 1y (5 replies)

FYI: "disturbing" is a judgement, so let's not.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (4 replies)

A fair judgement. Other people using that soap, at least, are free to judge

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Nope. That's some dopey soap cope, right there, son.

What anyone does with their soap is their business. Full stop.

In fact, I hope I made that clear, above. I merely suggested that one consider the fact that slippin' a soapy bar in & out in the privacy of bathtime miiiight be cause for contemplation — and maybe even personal growth, who knows?

Have good, clean, consensual fun, y'all. 🤘🏼🌈

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You made this a very weird conversation. I had nothing sexual in mind whatsoever

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wrong again, kiddo, but thanks for playing. Run along now.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

And even weirder

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Personally I cannot abide papyrus

MisterMoo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

pappyyyyrrusssss

don@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y

Bro doesn’t know how to lather with a bar of soap 💀

Pistcow@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I'd shove it so far up there...

effrythinginmoderation@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 1y

SpongeBob looks happy about it. Who an I to judge?

devolution@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Mr. Crabs! I’ve…seen things.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y

You relatives say hello, Mr. crabs

fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
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d00ery@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

He's a sponge

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y

Decorative soap is weird.

Xande@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y

Why?

Afraid to become spongesexual by accident?

I wish I had your problems!