Nope. That's some dopey soap cope, right there, son.
What anyone does with their soap is their business. Full stop.
In fact, I hope I made that clear, above. I merely suggested that one consider the fact that slippin' a soapy bar in & out in the privacy of bathtime miiiight be cause for contemplation — and maybe even personal growth, who knows?
19 Comments
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 1y
If you shove the bar up your crack instead of lathering a washcloth, you've got some thinking to do. Preferably not while the water is still running.
No judgement, just stop lying to yourself. It's ok.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Agreed. Do people actually directly put bars of soap between their ass cheeks? A quite disturbing thought
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y
Bad Dragon has entered the chat
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -5 pts · 1y
FYI: "disturbing" is a judgement, so let's not.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
A fair judgement. Other people using that soap, at least, are free to judge
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -2 pts · 1y
Nope. That's some dopey soap cope, right there, son.
What anyone does with their soap is their business. Full stop.
In fact, I hope I made that clear, above. I merely suggested that one consider the fact that slippin' a soapy bar in & out in the privacy of bathtime miiiight be cause for contemplation — and maybe even personal growth, who knows?
Have good, clean, consensual fun, y'all. 🤘🏼🌈
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
You made this a very weird conversation. I had nothing sexual in mind whatsoever
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -2 pts · 1y
Wrong again, kiddo, but thanks for playing. Run along now.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
And even weirder
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Personally I cannot abide papyrus
MisterMoo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
pappyyyyrrusssss
don@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
Bro doesn’t know how to lather with a bar of soap 💀
Pistcow@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I'd shove it so far up there...
effrythinginmoderation@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 1y
SpongeBob looks happy about it. Who an I to judge?
devolution@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Mr. Crabs! I’ve…seen things.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
You relatives say hello, Mr. crabs
fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
d00ery@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
He's a sponge
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
Decorative soap is weird.
Xande@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
Why?
Afraid to become spongesexual by accident?
I wish I had your problems!