I am gorge

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26 Comments

Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 1y (9 replies)

George was curious? That means either he' dead, or his curiosity lead to discoveries of the horrors of the world where he learnt the pain of unbounded intrigue, so he became jaded and now refuses to break from his routine for fear of finding something even more horrifying.

meyotch@slrpnk.net · 32 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I prefer the second option. That means he is alive and can still find love as a wiser but sadder monkey. There is more room in a broken heart.

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Yeah but the only thing it can hold is gravel and grit. No gravy, no chocolate milk- it all runs out the crack.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)
tomenzgg@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Damn it, I was just about to post it!

So good.

Carnelian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Seconded, I flipped to youtube then flipped back to check. This is top tier monkey content, people!

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 1y

he just satisfied his curiosity and now works as a tour guide

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 8 pts · 1y
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xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

That means either he' dead

He's not a cat though

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Every Curious George story has the phrase, "George was curious."

Zozano@aussie.zone · 61 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Curious George was transgender?

veroxii@aussie.zone · 20 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Well he wasn't a furry. No tail.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y

Poor gorge never got around paying an artist for adding a bushy fluffy tail

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Are there no ape furries?

kibiz0r@midwest.social · 36 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Gorge of the Gungle

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 18 pts · 1y (3 replies)

The man in the yellow hat seems sus to me.

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He is def some sort of criminal or spy.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y

Or rapist.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Curious Engorged

WereCat@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Curry yours

CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

this immediately brought "furious the monkey boy" cheat from AoE2 to my mind.

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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ICastFist@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y

how do you turn this on
vroooom

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

He's not a monkey.

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

Hi Couiours, I'm dad

someguy3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y