The sheer amount of acronyms used to explain my behavior is beginning to look like the eye-chart at the vision clinic.

ADHDASDBPDGADMD

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

Autism Spectrum Disorder

Borderline Personality Disorder

General Anxiety Disorder

Major Depression.

My brain is like a System of a Down song.

"Disorder, disorder, disoooooooorrrrrrderrrrrr!"

You could use the full words instead.

And they all end in the 'e' sound.

I'm behaviourally challenged

There's just this weird shit everyone is into now where they collect as many alphabet letters as they can. The more alphabet you have, the more powerful you are.