Wood bison stole the researcher's girlfriend
Virgin woods bison vs chad plains bison
it is too late, I have depicted you as the woods bison and myself as the plains bison
Contrary to its name, the wood bison is not, in fact, made of wood.
yeah but do you really know that or are you only quoting woke "scientists"?
/s
Find Wood Bison in wild Manage to get close enough to pet it Wood MFW
Find Wood Bison in wild
Manage to get close enough to pet it
Wood
MFW
Scientists have been known to be materialist.
What about the swamp, island, and mountain bison?
Only one I’m interested in is the sky bison.
I'm waiting for the wubrg bison
Best I can do is a Temur Tawnyback.
what about Andrew Tate bison?
You vs the penis sheath and tuft she tells you not to worry about
Wood Bison looks healthier to me, despite all the negativity of the annotations
Maybe the Wood Bison is a grower and not a show-er. Not everyone walks around fully erect.
Where testicles?
Is that a duster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
My chaps are large, thick, and pendulous too
Well to be fair it pays to be more aerodynamic on the plains.
Thermal window?
They're the same thing but totally differently.
21 Comments
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 1y
Wood bison stole the researcher's girlfriend
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 1y
Virgin woods bison vs chad plains bison
orenj@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y
it is too late, I have depicted you as the woods bison and myself as the plains bison
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 25 pts · 1y
Contrary to its name, the wood bison is not, in fact, made of wood.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 1y
yeah but do you really know that or are you only quoting woke "scientists"?
/s
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1y
😯
blackbrook@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
Scientists have been known to be materialist.
davidgro@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
What about the swamp, island, and mountain bison?
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y
Only one I’m interested in is the sky bison.
Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I'm waiting for the wubrg bison
Deceptichum@quokk.au · 5 pts · 1y
call_me_xale@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
Best I can do is a Temur Tawnyback.
myrrh@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 1y
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
what about Andrew Tate bison?
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y
You vs the penis sheath and tuft she tells you not to worry about
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
Wood Bison looks healthier to me, despite all the negativity of the annotations
Elechicken@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
Maybe the Wood Bison is a grower and not a show-er. Not everyone walks around fully erect.
Dojan@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y
Where testicles?
dumbass@quokk.au · 4 pts · 1y
Is that a duster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
My chaps are large, thick, and pendulous too
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y
Well to be fair it pays to be more aerodynamic on the plains.
lol_idk@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Thermal window?
pigup@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
They're the same thing but totally differently.