The exercise conservatives don't want you to know about!

One quick exercise to turn you into a Real Man!

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13 Comments

Greg@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oh, so that's what happened to me at the gym?! I'm not complaining, peeing standing up is awesome

6nk06@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

You can have the super power of writing your name on the snow or on the walls.

Unless you name is Nebuchadnezzar.

Pirky@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 1y

Just do the exercise in reverse

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Conservatives hate this one weird trick to get a dick!

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y

If only it was this easy to get congress to grow some balls.

MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y

Let's get down to business

simplejack@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Nordic track gender fluidity pull instructions (for women)

Step 1: Pull

Step 2: Now you’re a man

WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The literal meaning of “it’ll put hair on your chest”

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I'm pretty sure that dude has nothing below the eyebrows

sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 1y

I'll give you everything I own for this...

(Jokes on you, I don't own anything)

Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y

Ahh the gender crossover it really works the endocrine system!

lennee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

took me a while to get the joke, guess i dont see sex

Thrydwulf@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y

I didn’t notice the “before” and “after” especially since they don’t have different poses.