c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 1yThe Ocean 258 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 33 pts · 1y
The real reason..
aeharding@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Bout to say, pic needs more nudibranchs
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 20 pts · 1y
Reasons the ocean doesn't suck:
It imploded that submarine full of billionaires.
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
Skill issue.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Why don't you rub it in, Jesus. 🙄
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Whales are like "we had legs and didn't like it. Twice. Typical topside bottom dwellers."
cymbal_king@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Spongebob knew what was up
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Mammal traitors is such a hilarious way to describe whales
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
Flipper-floppers is also acceptable
piranhaconda@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
Complain about darkness but like the weirdos that dwell in the darkness? Odd take lol
Bunbury@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y
Don’t diss manatees like that. They are giant floating ocean potatoes with a temperament somewhere between snorlax and a puppy.
Siegfried@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
What makes us mammals is, at least in a linguistical sense, being brestfed. My first thought on the traitor thing, was "grow some breasts". Turns out, whales do have nipples
Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
You mean the original turn coats?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1y
Then how come Toad the Wet Sprocket has a song about walking on the ocean? 🤔