RCMP apprehend Quebec terrorists after discovering manifesto written only in English

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/07/rcmp-apprehend-quebec-terrorists-after-discovering-manifesto-written-only-in-english/

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Harvey656@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'm not Canadian, but I think this is satire, not real news. The beaverton is a onion like site, correct?

streetfestival@lemmy.ca · 40 pts · 1y

Yes. Beaverton is the Canadian version of the Onion

JuvenoiaAgent@piefed.ca · 13 pts · 1y

Yes

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 10 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I hope they throw the book at these assholes than one in French too.

Sturgist@lemmy.ca · -3 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I think there's something like 3 books written in French. Which one you mean?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · -3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

The heaviest one no one can read French anyways.

DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

A) The heaviest no one can read; French anyways.

Throw the heaviest illegible book, but continue to open-mouth kiss?

B)The heaviest no. one can read; French anyways.

Throw the heaviest legible volume in a set, but continue to open-mouth kiss?

C) The heaviest. No one can read, French anyways.

Throw the heaviest book in existence, and open-mouth kiss despite rampant illiteracy?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Cormac McCarthy disapproves of those ugly useless marks.

DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

okay.

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Reminds me of the scene with the truck in Canadian Bacon.

https://youtu.be/jyO1ILQAGsU

theacharnian@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

You know it's satire because it would could not be the RCMP, it would be the OQLF.

Alloi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

4 guys wanted to start a militia and take some land by force.

all in their mid twenties to early thirties

half of them in the military.

thats the story.

DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The story is made up, pointing to government agencies and police forces focusing on the wrong things.

The Beaverton is a satire website.

Alloi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

indeed the beaverton is a satire website. however the story is real, and this is a "riff" on the real story.

jellygoose@lemmy.ca · -4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Yes, let’s keep dividing the country and attacking Quebec, the province who massively voted to not go full retard with the conservatives.

villasv@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y

I'm with you aspirationally but this is just a beaverton benign joke on language purists, nothing to be so angry about

phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

Check the source