RCMP apprehend Quebec terrorists after discovering manifesto written only in English
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/07/rcmp-apprehend-quebec-terrorists-after-discovering-manifesto-written-only-in-english/
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Harvey656@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y
I'm not Canadian, but I think this is satire, not real news. The beaverton is a onion like site, correct?
streetfestival@lemmy.ca · 40 pts · 1y
Yes. Beaverton is the Canadian version of the Onion
JuvenoiaAgent@piefed.ca · 13 pts · 1y
Yes
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 10 pts · 1y
I hope they throw the book at these assholes than one in French too.
Sturgist@lemmy.ca · -3 pts · 1y
I think there's something like 3 books written in French. Which one you mean?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · -3 pts · 1y
The heaviest one no one can read French anyways.
DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
A) The heaviest no one can read; French anyways.
Throw the heaviest illegible book, but continue to open-mouth kiss?
B)The heaviest no. one can read; French anyways.
Throw the heaviest legible volume in a set, but continue to open-mouth kiss?
C) The heaviest. No one can read, French anyways.
Throw the heaviest book in existence, and open-mouth kiss despite rampant illiteracy?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 1y
Cormac McCarthy disapproves of those ugly useless marks.
DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
okay.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Reminds me of the scene with the truck in Canadian Bacon.
https://youtu.be/jyO1ILQAGsU
theacharnian@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
You know it's satire because it would could not be the RCMP, it would be the OQLF.
Alloi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
4 guys wanted to start a militia and take some land by force.
all in their mid twenties to early thirties
half of them in the military.
thats the story.
DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
The story is made up, pointing to government agencies and police forces focusing on the wrong things.
The Beaverton is a satire website.
Alloi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
indeed the beaverton is a satire website. however the story is real, and this is a "riff" on the real story.
jellygoose@lemmy.ca · -4 pts · 1y
Yes, let’s keep dividing the country and attacking Quebec, the province who massively voted to not go full retard with the conservatives.
villasv@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y
I'm with you aspirationally but this is just a beaverton benign joke on language purists, nothing to be so angry about
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Check the source