c/photoshop_nonsense · by lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fi · 1yStruggling Tesla May Have to Sell its Nevada Gigafaptory 51 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
ProfThadBach@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 1y
It's like GameStop for Nazis
lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fi · 6 pts · 1y
It will stay up as long as shareholders have access to the facility
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 1y
Actually, it's just a big room with pictures of Elon Musk and the possibility to masturbate.
lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fi · 14 pts · 1y
No, they have full self driving autopilot robots that only sometimes rip your cock off
And if they do, autopilot was off that exact moment so it's your own fault
lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
But the stock goes up, up, up.
Earnings come out on the 23rd. I predict 5M in revenue and 500M in expenses.
The stock will probably hit $500.
When it finally crashes, people will be, like, “i didn’t vote for this.”
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 1y
Can they sell the german one too please? I want their filth out of Europe.
lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fi · 8 pts · 1y
But german fap technology has elon hooked
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
To be fair, German fap technnology is extremely efficient, if a little cold.