Behold, a better mousetrap!

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18 Comments

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 40 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Peanut butter is calorie dense but it’s got nothing on U235.

It's a nudge to the demon core, so plutonium-239, not uranium.

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Well, peanut butter also doesn't hold a candle to plutonium-239 in calorie density.

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Nor in taste! Uranium app tastes like sour candy!!!

CaptainPedantic@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (4 replies)

This isn't realistic! The core is too small to go supercritical when scaled down to mousetrap size. Immersion broken.

Draces@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's a giant mouse

Radiation made the giant mouse, and it's the only thing that can get rid of it!

0ops@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 1y

altr

not to mention the mouse would have to move the core in order to spring the trap so it might not even close properly

don@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 1y (2 replies)

[hands mouse a slotted screwdriver] have fun with that dragon’s tail, little dude

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I immediately wanted to photoshop a screwdriver into one of its paws but I can't get that done in a work break.

don@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

It’s the thought that counts, friend, and the only other suggestion I’d make is to put a pair of tiny cowboy boots just outside the mouse hole.

I love the implication that no additional bait is required. Everybody knows mice can't resist a demon core.

Demon Core's got what mice crave! It's got ~~electrolytes~~ subatomic radiation!

how to trap a lab rat

hopefully slamming the trap shut doesn't destabilize the plutonium

Well, that does it.