Well I'm a stander, so stand up and then very carefully reach between and wipe. Spreading those cheeks against the cold tile is a nice way to calm the poop sweats.
You don't. If you have terrible aim you will still hit the pot. Even all the rocichet wil hit the pot. Only downside it that you can only invite skinny friends. But upside is that you will never fall off, no matter how drunk you are.
29 Comments
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 1y
Pee range challenge accepted.
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y
A rare Backrooms toilet. Better not pass up this opportunity, you might be there a while!
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 11 pts · 1y
I don't like how close those three toilets are.
tourist@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
fuck that
my fat claustrophobic ass will just shit in the doorway
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Make it a game. Lift the lid, stand by the door, bend over, and see how close you can get
peetabix@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
Ah, a typical bathroom for an apartment in Copenhagen.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
My ass fits but my shoulders don't
LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Would be worse if it's the other way around
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
That looks like a secret area from a boomer shooter...
darvocet@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 1y
Think how good you could poop in here with both of your thighs touching the tile.
lime@feddit.nu · 9 pts · 1y
then think about how to wipe
darvocet@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 1y
Well I'm a stander, so stand up and then very carefully reach between and wipe. Spreading those cheeks against the cold tile is a nice way to calm the poop sweats.
lime@feddit.nu · 6 pts · 1y
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 2 pts · 1y
As opposed to a mere by-stander.
YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Brazil (1985)
jim3692@discuss.online · 4 pts · 1y
synapse1278@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Absolutely cursed
sepi@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1y
Thanks, I love this.
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Oh, it's one of those toilets in silent hill.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Tradition dictates that you reach your arm all the way in there.
anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Plumbers hate this simple trick
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
i love impossible space
lerky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 1y
Would
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Thanks. I've been wondering in these backrooms for hours now. Finally a place I can go.
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Just needs some good aim
LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
You don't. If you have terrible aim you will still hit the pot. Even all the rocichet wil hit the pot. Only downside it that you can only invite skinny friends. But upside is that you will never fall off, no matter how drunk you are.
umbraroze@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
The sign on the door reads "Execution Chamber"
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
When we see elevator signs: "Max. 8 people", we silently add: "or 4 Americans".
Likewise, this is a toilet "Not suitable for Americans".