c/lemmyshitpost · by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works · 1yOne day😔🤞 606 points · 36 comments · view on lemmy.world
36 Comments
scott@lemmy.org · 59 pts · 1y
Modern medicine allows you to grow boobs if you like
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 1y
Also to remove them if you don't want them
Sonor@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
Can we have the two crowds get together?
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz · 76 pts · 1y
LouNeko@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Modern Medicine or the McDonalds Menu?
2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 1y
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
De as in the slang for "the." If anyone sues.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 1y
cat named boobs:
thejoker954@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
acceptable.
YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 32 pts · 1y
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⢛⡛⠿⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⡉⣡⡖⠘⢗⣀⣀⡀⢢⣐⣤⣉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠉⣠⣲⣾⡭⣀⢟⣩⣶⣶⡦⠈⣿⣿⣿⣷⣖⠍⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛⢀⠚⢩⠍⠀⠀⠡⠾⠿⣋⡥⠀⣤⠈⢷⠹⣿⣎⢳⣶⡘⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡤⠉⠀⠀⠀⣴⠆⠠⠾⠋⠁⣼⡿⢰⣸⣇⢿⣿⡎⣿⡷⢸⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⢧⠁⠀⠀⢸⠇⢐⣂⣠⡴⠶⣮⢡⣿⢃⡟⡘⣿⣿⢸⣷⡀⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⣯⢀⡏⡾⢠⣿⣶⠏⣦⢀⠈⠉⡙⢻⡏⣾⡏⣼⠇⢳⣿⡇⣼⡿⡁⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⠈⡇⡇⡘⢏⡃⠀⢿⣶⣾⣷⣿⣿⣿⡘⡸⠇⠌⣾⢏⡼⣿⠇⠀⢻⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⢇⠃⢢⡙⣜⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣄⡚⣡⡾⣣⠏⠀⠀⢀⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⡀⠃⠸⣧⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠘⠁⢈⣤⡀⣬⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣅⠀⠀⠸⠀⣦⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⡿⢛⣉⣉⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣬⣛⠛⢛⣩⣵⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣬⣛⣻⠿⢿⣿⡇⠈⠙⢛⣛⣩⣭⣭⣝⡛⢿⣿⣿⣿.
⡇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡹⢿⣿⣽⣭⣭⣭⣄⣙⠻⢿⣿⡿⣝⣛⣛⡻⢆⠙⠿⣿.
⢥⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣌.
⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⣄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣟⣩⣴⣷⣌⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣷⣶⣭⣭⣭⣵⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⠹⢿⣿⡿.
⣿⣿⣿⡚⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢀⣤⣶.
⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
Have fun!
⣿⣿⡇⢩⠘⣴⣿⣥⣤⢦⢁⠄⠉⡄⡇⠛⠛⠛⢛⣭⣾⣿⣿⡏.
⣿⣿⣿⡇⠹⢇⡹⣿⣿⣛⣓⣿⡿⠞⠑⣱⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⣿⣿⣿⣧⣸⡄⣿⣪⡻⣿⠿⠋⠄⠄⣀⣀⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣓⡽⡆⡄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
⠄⢨⡻⡇⣿⢿⣿⣿⣭⡶⣿⣿⣿⣜⢿⡇⡿⠟⠉
⠄⠸⣷⡅⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣙⢿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣚⡀
⠄⠄⢉⣾⡟⠙⠶⠖⠈⢻⣿⣷⣅⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡆⠄⣤⡀
⠄⢠⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠈⠁
⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶
⠄⠄⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣫⣾⣿⣷⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢮⣭⣍⡭⣭⡵⣾⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣌⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠋
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡿
⠄⠄⣀⣴⣾⣶⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡿
If you're in trouble make it double!
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Ok now tell me where'd u get that from?
Nythos@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
You can just search “thing” ascii art and there’ll be websites for it
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
You liar
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
ASCII(NSFW)
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 1y
BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 1y
So when dudes go out it's called "prowling for pussy"
What's the female equivalent? "Driving for dick?"
Cypher@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y
Running for rod.
Riding for red fella.
Limping for little Alex.
Flying for flesh flute.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
Jumping for Johnson
Shambling for shaft
Bladerunning for blossom
Steamrolling for staff
andros_rex@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
“Cruising” is a term historically reserved for less heterosexual affairs…
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
"talking to a man in a 10 meter range"
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
"Creating a Tinder account with no pictures nor bio and waiting for your tea to cool down a bit." 😅
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Skulking for schlong
GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Fly fishing
Zier@fedia.io · 14 pts · 1y
Amazon carries boobs, 2 day delivery. Now you can lay in the grass and touch boobs.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
here, take this:
hands OP estrogen
lena@gregtech.eu · 8 pts · 1y
I'd love to grow some...
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊
take that E
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
lena@gregtech.eu · 3 pts · 1y
Woagh... that's a lot of E
Also, username checks out
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
don't take them all in one day!!!!!!
lena@gregtech.eu · 3 pts · 1y
You can't stop me >:3
2x the estrogen means 2x faster girlification, right??
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Nooo, you'll turn into multiple girl by girlsmosis
match@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1y
to have boobs or to touch
Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
Dearest Gaia, bring out your beauties; we got a hankerin to frolic
griff@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 1y
bushes & trees
LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I recently got a relationship. But don't think I have complete access to boobs, she lives 2100km away, so only some weeks access :(