Here's some advice I received years ago for this very situation: if you're struggling to piss due to stage fright, imagine pissing on the head of someone you hate. Really imagine it. Imagine micturating all over their hair (or their scalp), the aghast expression, then them spluttering while trying to mouth 'What the fuck?' it does work. I don't know why it works - and I most definitely don't want to know - but it does work.
Fucking hell, by that logic teaching religion is immoral along with sex education. Get with the programme and enjoy the parameters of the initial premise.
MUNCH DOWN ON THAT CAN OF WORMS, COMMENT SECTION, YOU FUCKS
I think you missed the 'massive breadbasket failures' part of my comment. You can't air condition a field of rice. Well, you could, but good luck trying that on the scale needed to feed everyone once crops begin to fail globally.
Tell that to the vast swathes of the globe, including China, due to face lethal wet bulb temperatures within the next 10-20 years. Which, along with mass death, means massive breadbasket failures on multiple fronts. Ain't politicking our way out of this one, chief.
The AMOC (Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation) is now creaking under the weight of all that Pacific heat in the ocean. If that goes - which is looking increasingly likely within the next 25-50 years - then sayonara Gulf Stream and Europe can look forward to what's likely to be extremely sub-zero winter temperatures and soaring summer temperatures.
I'm in the UK and I've bought an extra pair of mitts and a hand fan, so I'll be laughing
Yes, exactly. Let's also ban nature documentaries along with slides, bikes, Gregg's sausage rolls and clowns. Anything that requires an iota of parenting should be verboten from the younglings.
I mean, I just listed an example of voting making a considerable geopolitical difference. Okay, yeah, voting most likely isn't going to usher in an age of anarcho-syndicalism any time soon but telling people not to engage with the democratic process because it 'doesn't matter' is a bit disingenuous.
The Green Party in the UK recently won a by-election in a fairly small constituency called Gorton and Denton, to the shock of both Labour and Reform.
If Reform had won, I guarantee the UK's response to Trump declaring war on Iran would have been significantly more in line with what Trump expected: i.e. let's get the bombing party started.
Voting does matter. Why do you think so many bad actors are always trying to undermine it?
At least he put his damp cloth where his mouth was. And then conceded he was categorically incorrect and it was absolutely torture. I disagree with a lot of his takes (Iraq war was justified?) but that one I actually respect him for
Jones owns the studio. The host he walked in on is Harrison Smith, a barely sentient idiot who couldn't pass a Turing test. He's Jones' employee and would eat a slipper filled with dog shit if asked to by Alex (and has, many times, somewhat metaphorically). Harrison is paid an extraordinarily large annual salary for his level of mediocrity, and he fucking knows it :)
These fucking billionaires are so stupid they don't realise we're fast approaching a time in history that's not going to end pleasantly for greedy, self-serving, narcissistic parasitical... I could go on, but you probably get the idea. Or feel free to add to the adjectives!
It does. It's such an abrupt about-face that I can see why everyone initially thought it was staged. It's like a gazelle turning round and headbutting a chasing lion or something. Maybe he just received a terminal diagnosis and thought 'fuck it'?
Here's some advice I received years ago for this very situation: if you're struggling to piss due to stage fright, imagine pissing on the head of someone you hate. Really imagine it. Imagine micturating all over their hair (or their scalp), the aghast expression, then them spluttering while trying to mouth 'What the fuck?' it does work. I don't know why it works - and I most definitely don't want to know - but it does work.
You're all most welcome :)
Ha, beat me to it. Explains his relentless funnelling of arms to Israel. Well, that and the fact Netanyahu is a CIA asset: https://archive.is/O1wbX
Saved this - as it's excellent (and thoroughly terrifying) - but your first link is kaput :(
Fucking hell, by that logic teaching religion is immoral along with sex education. Get with the programme and enjoy the parameters of the initial premise.
MUNCH DOWN ON THAT CAN OF WORMS, COMMENT SECTION, YOU FUCKS
Exactly that, yes. We rely on the Gulf Stream for our mild climate so, if that goes, we get the extremes in both summer and winter
I think you missed the 'massive breadbasket failures' part of my comment. You can't air condition a field of rice. Well, you could, but good luck trying that on the scale needed to feed everyone once crops begin to fail globally.
Tell that to the vast swathes of the globe, including China, due to face lethal wet bulb temperatures within the next 10-20 years. Which, along with mass death, means massive breadbasket failures on multiple fronts. Ain't politicking our way out of this one, chief.
The AMOC (Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation) is now creaking under the weight of all that Pacific heat in the ocean. If that goes - which is looking increasingly likely within the next 25-50 years - then sayonara Gulf Stream and Europe can look forward to what's likely to be extremely sub-zero winter temperatures and soaring summer temperatures.
I'm in the UK and I've bought an extra pair of mitts and a hand fan, so I'll be laughing
It's a logical conclusion though?
Yes, exactly. Let's also ban nature documentaries along with slides, bikes, Gregg's sausage rolls and clowns. Anything that requires an iota of parenting should be verboten from the younglings.
I mean, I just listed an example of voting making a considerable geopolitical difference. Okay, yeah, voting most likely isn't going to usher in an age of anarcho-syndicalism any time soon but telling people not to engage with the democratic process because it 'doesn't matter' is a bit disingenuous.
The Green Party in the UK recently won a by-election in a fairly small constituency called Gorton and Denton, to the shock of both Labour and Reform.
If Reform had won, I guarantee the UK's response to Trump declaring war on Iran would have been significantly more in line with what Trump expected: i.e. let's get the bombing party started.
Voting does matter. Why do you think so many bad actors are always trying to undermine it?
Irritable Sausage
At least he put his damp cloth where his mouth was. And then conceded he was categorically incorrect and it was absolutely torture. I disagree with a lot of his takes (Iraq war was justified?) but that one I actually respect him for
Exactly. Show me an example question for this test and then we'll talk
Jones owns the studio. The host he walked in on is Harrison Smith, a barely sentient idiot who couldn't pass a Turing test. He's Jones' employee and would eat a slipper filled with dog shit if asked to by Alex (and has, many times, somewhat metaphorically). Harrison is paid an extraordinarily large annual salary for his level of mediocrity, and he fucking knows it :)
These fucking billionaires are so stupid they don't realise we're fast approaching a time in history that's not going to end pleasantly for greedy, self-serving, narcissistic parasitical... I could go on, but you probably get the idea. Or feel free to add to the adjectives!
Apart from United Healthcare rescinding a policy to charge for anaesthetic if an operation goes slightly wrong after their CEO was shot?
I know what you mean. I asked about people's DP experiences and all I got were film cinematography qualifications.
It does. It's such an abrupt about-face that I can see why everyone initially thought it was staged. It's like a gazelle turning round and headbutting a chasing lion or something. Maybe he just received a terminal diagnosis and thought 'fuck it'?