Anxiety porridge

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155 Comments

usernamefactory@lemmy.ca · 44 pts · 95d (4 replies)

Undiagnosed crackers?

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 95d (2 replies)

That's a bluegrass band name, if I ever heard one.

cmbabul@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Bluegrass and/or jam band, I would take the fuck out of some shrooms and go to an Undiagnosed Crackers concert

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 94d

I feel like now you should come up with the title of their new hit song.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 94d

I knew a few crackers that sense of funny words that were definitely undiagnosed.

raglan@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 95d (2 replies)

and now with great speed overtaking "Executive Dysfunction Chicken" we have "Hyperfocus Ramen"

s38b35M5@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 95d (1 reply)

...as they speed past "Hypo-manic Mango," who actually was in four races ago, but is still circling the track, disqualified.

unknown@piefed.social · 3 pts · 95d

Tics Melon closing the gap in 3rd place doing well so far and -oooh unexpected head jolt has knocked the jockey clean off. With such unsafe and unpredictable racing conditions, I think this ones headed for the knackers yard after the race.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Sleepy Peanuts

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 95d

Sounds like an Indie Rock album:

MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 95d (2 replies)

Anxiety salad

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 95d

Should be a post-punk album:

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 95d

Profile picture related

Windex007@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 95d

Forgot To Eat Cheese

TomatenMark@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 95d (1 reply)

attention deficit bread hm

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 95d

Stock photos had this one ready to go:

Maybe it's a synth-pop album?

grimdeter@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 95d

Borderline beef

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 95d

Impulsivity tacos

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 95d

Depression Burrito

Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Stimming Sushi!!!

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 2 pts · 95d

Playing with food!

aldhissla@piefed.world · 10 pts · 95d

Irritability Brisket

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 95d

Melancholic Lasagna.

con_fig@programming.dev · 9 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Lethargic Haribo

portifornia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 95d

I was going too share lethargic pizza, but I forgot about dessert, and seeing your post, I think I'll go with hopeless starburst.

Tarkcanis@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Anhedonia Breakfast Bagel.

yakko@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 95d

I think I've had one of those

UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Self-hating Sandwich goes kinda hard

rishado@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 95d

Yeah I got self hatred fried chicken. I suppose self-hatred Jollibee rolls off the tongue a little better!

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 95d (3 replies)

Executive Dysfunction Burger King

bobzrkr@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 95d (2 replies)

Executive Dysfunction Cookie

cmbabul@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Executive Disfunction Chicken

antimidas@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 95d

Executive dysfunction train cafeteria meatballs

fiat_lux@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 94d

Fatigue Chips

I'd bet on it.

EndOfLine@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Anxiety Chocolate

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 95d

Should be a highly critical/accusatory, post-breakup album by a pop soloist:

BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network · 8 pts · 95d

Executive disfunction spaghetti

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 95d

Oppositional Defiance Jackfruit.

Hobo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 94d

Procrastination Shortcake

CptOblivius@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 94d

Lazy cracker...

recklessengagement@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 95d

Rejection sensitive french fry

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 95d

Trouble With Remembering Things Bread

SpacemanSpiff@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 95d

Procrastination Cookie

Coolkat@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 95d

Anxiety Chili

GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 95d

Irritable Sausage

TheColonel@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 94d

Aaaaaaand Depression Cheesecake is rounding the bend!

PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 94d
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AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 94d

Decision Paralysis Salt and Vinegar Chips.

Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 94d

Hyperfocused Shrimp

teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 95d

Inattentive Hamburger

faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 95d

Jittery Risotto

kiku@feddit.org · 6 pts · 95d

Self-Deprecating Crab Rangoon

Tonava@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 95d
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Inucune@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 95d (3 replies)

Tinnitus mint

Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 94d (2 replies)

Just mint? Munching on mint leaves?

Inucune@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 94d (1 reply)

No, a little mint candy.

Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 94d

Ah ok

Discoslugs@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 95d

Manic pepperoni

slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 95d

Onychotillomania Plum

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 95d

Compulsive Gyro

nickiwest@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 95d

Anxious Blueberry

Mighty_Appititey@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 95d

Autism sandwich

xytaruka@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 94d

Self isolation strawberry shake

titter@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Attention Deficit Chicken Salad

jasoman@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 95d

Funny enough it is vegan and contains no chicken

llamatron@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 95d

Asocial potato

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 95d (4 replies)

Nice try, FBI!

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 95d (3 replies)

YOU ATE THE FBI?

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 95d (2 replies)

wonder which illness makes me have nice attempts

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d (1 reply)

If you find out let me know

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 95d

[insert sad peter parker with text "I'll look with you."]

suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus · 5 pts · 94d

Lethargic Chicken

IvyisAngy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Depression Goldfish

howrar@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 95d

I am concerned

Dicska@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 94d (1 reply)

Lethargy Toast

Findus_Falke@feddit.org · 3 pts · 94d

describes my breakfast

Forthepriceofacupoftea@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 94d (1 reply)

Auditory Processing Disorder Baked Potato

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 94d

I think it's just the symptom, so Mishearing Baked Potato? Idk

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 95d

Dumb fuck chocolate

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 95d

Inattentive plum dumplings

Winged_Hussar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 95d

Tired Cookie

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 95d

Anxiety Corn

Darkard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 95d

Lethargy macaroni

nuclear_pasta@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 95d

Executive Chimichanga

magikmw@piefed.social · 4 pts · 95d

Executive Tomato?

popularpenguin@piefed.social · 4 pts · 95d

Sadness tacos

naeap@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 95d

Depressed Pringles

akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 95d

Worthless cookies

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 95d

Avoidant Wrap

GarboDog@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 95d

DID HAWT DAAAWG THERE’S SO MANY HOT DOGS IN ONE GOT DOG!! HOW MANY?! NO ONE REALLY KNOWS!! BUT IF U SPOOK IT- THEY’LL BE MORE!!!!

EonNShadow@pawb.social · 4 pts · 95d

Oblivious barbecue

aceshigh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 95d

Confused macron

cactus_head@programming.dev · 4 pts · 95d

Suffocating pumpkin cake

Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 95d

Alexithymia slop.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 4 pts · 95d

Insomnia Tortelloni

jimp@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 95d

Depression Tofu

afromustache@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 94d

Fear of abandonment sushi

y0kai@anarchist.nexus · 4 pts · 95d

unfinished quinoa

multifariace@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 95d

Stoic Tamale

Sv443@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 95d

Multiple Personality Disorder Hydraulic Fluid Container

roguetrick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 95d

Anhedonic tenders

DaniNatrix@leminal.space · 3 pts · 95d

Fawning Chicken Salad

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 94d

Forgetful Fried Chicken

eyelevel@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 95d
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QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 94d

Unfocused Strawberry Cake

NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 94d

Compulsive Counting Pretzel

cockmushroom@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 95d

Manic Pungu

gerryflap@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 94d

Eepy strawberry.

The burnout makes me eepy sleepy and I just had Strawberries

eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 94d

Hyper vigilance Sandwich

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 95d

Adhd avocado toast

HubertManne@piefed.social · 3 pts · 95d

I just realized this is kinda a real informal thing to scratch the madlibs itch.

superduperpirate@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 95d

Executive dysfunction broccoli

RamSwamson@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 95d

Dissociative takis

billwashere@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 94d

Unfocused salad

Gripsquid@piefed.social · 3 pts · 95d

Obsessive Bagel...that's actually not bad.

subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 95d

Fidgety Cheese Balls

sixtoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 95d

Ideation pie.

MTK@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 95d

Disregulated coconut

AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 95d

OCD Oatmeal ?

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 94d

Executive Dysfunction Chicken

AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 95d

Dyspraxic Chicken Fried Rice

BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 95d

Executive Dysfunction Overnight Oats

Xifeh@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 95d

Anxious old hummus kinda works

iamericandre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 95d

Procrastination banana bread

UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 95d

Avoiding eye contact quiche?

bampop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 94d

Procrastination Noodles

I like it

iagomago@feddit.it · 2 pts · 94d

Narcissistic Tortilla Chip.

Meat_Of_Nan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 94d
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jackintosh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 94d

Tired yoghurt lol

Thrife@feddit.org · 2 pts · 94d

Dysphoric Pizza

monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Anxiety peanut butter and jelly sandwich

LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 95d

I like that name

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 95d

Anhedonia Nutella roll

flolomander@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 95d

Intrusive brezel

Watermark710@piefed.social · 2 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Alcoholic Beef Jerky.

PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 95d

Alcoholic Beer.

cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 95d

Disregulated chip

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 95d

Suicide Ideation Banana Bread

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 95d

$100 on Hyperfixation Apple, please

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 94d

Schizophrenic coffee.

yakko@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 95d

Alexythymia Katsu?

Siethron@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 94d

Time Blindness Wings

That's actually pretty good

ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 94d
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ZMoney@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 94d

Insomnia quiche

notso@feddit.org · 1 pts · 94d

Avolition Apricot

TwoTiredMice@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 95d

High Libido (or just normal. Relatively high to before taking my medicine) Lasagna

WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 94d
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Crozekiel@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 94d

Oh i hate it. Anxiety McMuffin...

architect@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 94d

Anxiety pizza

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 95d

Sir, this is a restaurant.

Demdaru@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d

Unattentive Cocoa?

frankenswine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d

staring cheese and jam sandwich

fizzbang@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d

Suicidal Pork Chop

SparrowHawk@feddit.it · 1 pts · 94d

Dysphoria sandwich

iocase@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 92d

Procrastinating spiced sardine

zer0hour@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d

stress rice 1/10

stress with rice 5/10

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 94d

Allergy Nut

clifmo@programming.dev · 1 pts · 95d

Giant Prick 'Gurt

T156@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 94d

Anhedonia gummies.

Sounds like some RPG item.

Jarix@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 94d

Depression oatmeal

meejle@piefed.world · 1 pts · 95d

Rejection-Sensitive Burger