UnhingedFridge

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on national anthem · c/lemmyshitpost · 1 pts · 68d

I guess it only makes sense if you know the synopsis of episode 1

Spoiler: >!The first episode involves a politician fucking a pig on live broadcast - as ransom to get his daughter back from a kidnapper!<

Mine was never inked to be "cool," and I think it falls under one of your "exceptions."

It's on my chest, and is always covered. I choose a design that's tied between something close to my mother who passed when I was young, and the Japanese art of Kintsugi (repairing broken ceramics with gold to reflect beauty in imperfection.) It exists as a reminder to myself when looking in the mirror at home - I can and will be better despite all of the damage, and that I will continue to build myself into the person that I want to be.

Tattoos are art, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Sometimes art is a little more personal too, and not always created to be shared with the world.

on Shitty YSK · c/lemmyshitpost · 1 pts · 71d

More chewy than crunchy, right?

Recalling when as a kid, I used to clip my heel callouses with nail clippers and munch on the tiny skin noodles 😋🍜

I didn't mind the series much until book 5, where the author went full raunchy and used "cock" 30 separate times instead of anything creative to describe those scenes. She took my theatre of the mind from cinemax in the first four books straight to pornhub level gonzo shit. Bah.

I mean... There's a difference between man, male, woman, and female.

John Cena with a vagina would clearly look like a man, that they wouldn't be attracted to, because that's a man. Maybe a female man, but a man.

Just note that they never said male or female, and they mentioned attractiveness, not desire to fuck.

And if they have a fully fem voice, and it's a hidden aspect that you won't find out until you TALK ABOUT IT then... I don't get your point.

Just because you find out someone has a cock and balls doesn't mean you still need to bend them over, lmao. On top of that, do you think getting to that point and stopping somehow gives you "the gay?"

I mean, if someone is attractive, then they are attractive? I don't just want to bang every attractive girl out there!

Maybe it's different for people who go for flings, but I like to be friends with someone before anything goes to the bedroom - specifically friends enough that bedroom chat and what we're both looking for isn't an awkward topic.

If it turns out they have a dick, then I've still got a good friend? IDK.

This feels weird to talk about, but there's a part of me that wants to try something with my next partner (sorry if this language is improper here, please correct me if I'm doing something wrong:)

Just the tip in and angled upwards with light clitoral rubbing and other fingers gently pressing and moving against either side along the labia, so that I can try to give pleasure to every part of that clitoral organ map that we all have access to now. Seriously, it's so dang easy to see where those nerves go, and it CERTAINLY isn't inwards.

It just sounds like it would be so satisfying. And again, sorry if my language is improper, but this is important stuff.

on Me_irl · c/me_irl · 12 pts · 99d

Then somehow out of your hands, the time machine takes you to the time of ea-nasir, and you wind up learning the language just to write a strongly worded tablet.

on *Permanently Deleted* · c/linuxmemes · 3 pts · 127d

I only use Brave to hook into personally hosted shit through tailscale. Kinda nice having a separate phone app that's just used to keep those addresses pulled up and separate from actual internet browsing.

Internet browser ❎ Intranet browser ✅

on why? · c/philosophymemes · 2 pts · 202d

This is from The Pianist, right? I need to watch that again.