c/lemmyshitpost · by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website · 68dShitty YSK 119 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world
27 Comments
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 28 pts · 68d
"Someone you don't like's cheese" broke me.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 68d
Yes, they should've said "Dispose of your heel flakes into the parmesan of your enemies!"
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 4 pts · 68d
Using commas is an act of communism!!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 3 pts · 68d
I think the grammar is correct but I don’t like it one bit.
bampop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d
Free parmesan? Why waste it on people you don't like?
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 68d
Umami is umami
Einskjaldi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 68d
Old feet and parmesan and radroaches all tastes the same and you're just lying to yourself that they don't.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 67d
"You can't just put mirelurk meat between two slices of bread and call it a sandwich!"
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 68d
Jokes on you I’m into that shit.
(I’m not, I’m seriously not though, I was making a joke, please don’t do that I’m really not oh god what have I done)
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 68d
Too late
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 68d
calluses your parmesan
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 68d
Alright there Satan
ccunning@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 68d
I like to borrow my friends’ Microplane from the kitchen whenever I visit so I don’t have to pack my ped-egg
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 68d
The obvious problem being that if you don't like someone, how are you getting access to their cheese?
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 68d
Never had a shitty roommate?
I would never have done this but I know shitty people who might've
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 67d
If you have a shitty roommate, you probably share parmesan. And if you don't, you probably buy the same brand.i can't think of a scenario where you're not flirting with eating your own foot dust
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 68d
I take it you're not married?
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 68d
I like my wife. What kind of dummy doesn't like their spouse?
Janx@piefed.social · 7 pts · 68d
I also like this guy's wife.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 68d
I believe it, she's a very likeable person
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 68d
If you don't like them you shouldn't be either
decapitae@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 68d
specifically for Nazi-ICE - when they eat italian
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social · 4 pts · 68d
Crunchy dandruff.
UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 67d
More chewy than crunchy, right?
Recalling when as a kid, I used to clip my heel callouses with nail clippers and munch on the tiny skin noodles 😋🍜
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 68d
foot parm GIF https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUybjM2bG42djBmM3k1aDQ4ZnphZnE5aHk2dnEwNjIzbmVjczdxZHJmcyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/WHffT8BRbJnQA/giphy.gif
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 67d
Don't those things make people shorter over time?
IcedRaktajino@startrek.website · 2 pts · 67d
I've never heard of any studies definitively proving that Parmesan cheese shrinks people.